I have never been to a dinner party with the beverage served in crystal glasses. Alright I’m lying I have been to fancy dinner parties with crystal champion glasses. I will tell you right now it scares the crap out of me drinking from them. Why?
I’m scared I will break them. They are so thin and delicate it seems like I can break the stem of the glass with just a tight grip of my hand. The rancher’s callous hands are not suited for drinking from those fancy rigs.
If you invite a rancher over for a dinner party, the red solo cup will do just fine. Their hands are cut up from barbed wire, blustered from pounding fence post, and callous over the rest.
The holidays are approaching and I just wanted to let everyone know it is fine to have a up scale holiday party and your rancher guest will feel comfortable drinking from a red solo cup.
Don’t worry that they may feel left out and unappreciated if they are the only ones in the room enjoying from a plastic cup. Rancher’s are use to being different the norm. They will stand out with the footwear and jeans. Oh yes no matter if it is a black tie affair, ranchers will still be in jeans.
So if you attend a holiday party this season and there is a person wearing blue jeans and cowboy boots while drinking from a red solo cup. First you know it is a rancher then you’ll know they will be having a good time. Because they aren’t there to impress you or afraid to be themselves mostly they don’t give a shit what you think, they're going to have a good time. If not, they would have just stayed at home.
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